TO MY BIG HUNK:
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO THE BEST HUSBAND IN THE MILKY WAY. YOU ARE WORTH 100 GRAND AND MORE. YOU MAKE ME SNICKER AND WE HAVE MOUNDS OF FUN WITH YOU EVEN THOUGH YOU SOMETIMES ACT LIKE A NERD. YOU ARE A REAL LIFESAVER FOR THIS FAMILY. I CAN'T WAIT TO SPEND MANY MORE YEARS WITH MY HOT TAMALE. I LOVE YOU SWEETHEART!
LOVE, YOUR 3 MUSKETEERS